Invitation To A New Year’s Eve Party

Directions:

Interstate to state road
State road east climbing into the mountains
Turn off state road onto smaller state road 
Drop down 3,496 feet in the last 9 miles
Find small traffic circle in center of town (population 2,500)
Head directly north out-of-town  
Once the pavement ends continue on sand wash through desert
      (Re-set your odometer when you start off the pavement!) 
Continue straight at all path choices 
      (Basically stay where most of the tire tracks have been).  
Cross the first water crossing (dry)
Cross an unmarked water crossing (where some of the first stream has diverted) 
Continue exactly 2 miles past where your AT&T iPhone cellular signal dies
At 4.5 miles on the dirt, 
      shortly past the three rocks technical obstacle, 
      and shortly before the second water crossing,
      we'll be on the left. 
Can't miss us!

Oh, bring food, snacks, beverages, chairs, and any survival gear (if you have it).